Everyone talks about wanting to be Bonnie and Clyde, and that would be fun—staying on the run, fucking shit up, you two against everyone.

Yeah, whatever.

A more exciting relationship model is Howard and Edna Hong, who as a couple have translated every word Kierkegaard ever wrote! Uggggh I love the Hongs. Seriously, how cute is that? “What do you feel like working on tonight, Ed?” “Oh I dunno, maybe Sickness Unto Death?” “Good choice. I’ll open the wine.”