Customize your metaphors with “Stevie Nicks brushing her hair” for some extra oomph.
“This is as boring as watching Stevie Nicks brush her hair”
“My apartment is dirtier than that brush after Stevie Nicks brushed her hair”
“Your skin is as soft as the shoulders on Stevie Nicks when she’s brushing her hair”
“You voted for who? You’re as upside-down as Stevie Nicks brushing her hair”
Anyway, maybe that’s my next couples costume—in the grand tradition of Bill & Joanna (RIP, Joanna) and Nancy & Lee—Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks c. 1979.
