Stop and imagine what this smells like when you cook it—in the microwave or in the oven or wherever you’re supposed to put it, more likely on your car’s engine block in the rest area where you are spending the night. Do you smell it? Do you feel that smell vibrating in your spinal column? The frozen tuna casserole vibration is turning into an ache that you cannot bear. Do you feel your spine aching? StarKist.
