EAGLE FLIES WITH THE DOVE
Before, after
For two years I lived on the top floor of a house with a family downstairs. Whenever they left town, they would let me use their washer and dryer.
But I don’t mind going to a laundromat; what I really hate is washing dishes. So late into the two years I figured out that I could take all my dirty dishes downstairs, in a laundry basket, and use their dishwasher.
It felt like a sneaky or intrusive thing I was doing, more so because the dishwasher was full. Personally, I wouldn’t want some stranger touching all of my clean dishes. So I did the most obvious thing: I took a picture of how the family’s dishes were arranged in the dishwasher, then I carefully removed them and stacked them on the counter, washed my dishes and took them back upstairs, then replaced the family’s dishes in the dishwasher according to the photo, which took longer than one would imagine.
Inspect the photos. I think you will agree that I did a great job.

Before, after

For two years I lived on the top floor of a house with a family downstairs. Whenever they left town, they would let me use their washer and dryer.

But I don’t mind going to a laundromat; what I really hate is washing dishes. So late into the two years I figured out that I could take all my dirty dishes downstairs, in a laundry basket, and use their dishwasher.

It felt like a sneaky or intrusive thing I was doing, more so because the dishwasher was full. Personally, I wouldn’t want some stranger touching all of my clean dishes. So I did the most obvious thing: I took a picture of how the family’s dishes were arranged in the dishwasher, then I carefully removed them and stacked them on the counter, washed my dishes and took them back upstairs, then replaced the family’s dishes in the dishwasher according to the photo, which took longer than one would imagine.

Inspect the photos. I think you will agree that I did a great job.

  1. ohmyno said: This is creepy even by my standards, and I consider myself to be one of the greatest creeps in history.
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  5. wrapperpapped said: A++++++++++
  6. cursivebuildings said: Amazing.
  7. towerofsleep said: wow
  8. kmase reblogged this from eagleflieswiththedove and added:
    I love that this is way crazier than anything I ever did while living on the top floor of a house with a family...
  9. nsomn said: Get out of my head.
  10. loganantill said: You’d make a great heroin addict.
  11. rachellleeroth said: nice work
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