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Let’s talk about Demi Moore’s vagina in 1981

I am pre-sorry for posting this, but someone sent me a picture of Demi Moore’s vagina in 1981, and it is beguiling. [NSFW photo and discussion to follow]

Alright, here is Demi Moore’s vagina in 1981.




[from here]

Some stray thoughts:

It looks as if it has always been there, before all the mountains, before the oceans, older than the earth’s core. That bush is as old as God. It looks as if you could let it grow infinitely; it would reach to just under her breasts and wrap downward like legwarmers.

I opened this photo three times today before I noticed her breast is bared.

It looks as if it is supposed to cover a wider space—say, from mid-thigh to mid-thigh—and that someone shaved around it minutes before the photo shoot. You know how sometimes the two sides of a highway will split, leaving a wide median of trees and scrub?

Was this bush shocking in 1981? I’m aware that pubic hair styles trend like anything else, but surely not everyone is capable of growing a specimen like this one. —or are they? If you started trying today, could you grow that bush? Is that normal or must you be gifted, genetically, to reach such heights?

It is assertive, like it wouldn’t give a shit about going to dinner without makeup on.



[EDIT: Readers respond to Demi Moore’s landmark bush.]

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