So I’ve been watching “The Wire” and cannot avoid that there is something in this career path for me. Being a police seems horrible though, with the red tape and authoritarian meatheads and having to abet your partner’s cheating on his/her spouse. Drug traffickers, on the other hand, appear to reward initiative and critical thinking, and they would likely appreciate my no-drama style. Also we have similar taste in cars and clothing (that’s right, Avon—I noticed you wore seersucker the night you were released from prison!).