December 2010
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I saw Judy Davis at the airport, so I was like, “Will you take a picture with me? And pretend to be screaming at me? Because you just found out I’m having an affair with my 22-year-old aerobics instructor?” Nope.
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It's good to keep track of what it means to be...
“The emigration of Jews from the Soviet Union is not an objective of American foreign policy,” Mr. Kissinger said. “And if they put Jews into gas chambers in the Soviet Union, it is not an American concern. Maybe a humanitarian concern.”
- Kissinger, 1973
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People no one wants to date
Target return desk worker (quarrelsome, literal minded) Writer of parking tickets (I’d sooner go to dinner with a prison guard) Sephora clerk (you know how baristas smell after work? Imagine that, instead of pleasant coffee, they smelled like 200 perfumes)